the kids are crying cause the sheets are so cold
woke the morning found my hands were frozen
I tried to fix the fire, but you know the d$#@ things too old..
-Phil Collins “The Roof is Leaking”

I’m not very subtle.  Last night my wife shows me a leak in our roof.  I’ve called the roofers to take a look.  The leak is on a section of the house that’s 20-30 feet off the ground.  I’m much to much of a coward to get up there myself.  I’ll let the professionals work.